Status of the 5SOSFam

  • Michael Girls: dead as of July 24/25, 2014 when Michael got his eyebrow piercing
  • Luke Girls: dead as of June 26, 2014 when the album was up on tumblr and Luke's vocals at the end of Eighteen was heard
  • Calum Girls: alive but slowly dying as Calum gets more and more tattoos
  • Ashton Girls: alive but on life support as the holes in Ashton's shirts increase in number and size
  • The Fam In General: barely holding on as "soon" has come and past and the boys are getting bigger and living their dreams